Applied for a job I have no chance of getting - Done

I have applied for The Apprentice as suggested.  I will tick it off my list which means this is three out of 50 done.  If, however, I am successful I will reinstate the challenge to the list (you never know they might like the sound of me).  I took a slightly different approach to how I would normally present myself in a job application; I was totally candid about my views about why I am the best candidate and also about what makes me better than others.  It made me sound a bit arrogant and opinionated but having watched the programme regularly I think that is what they are generally  looking for - so let's see what happens!  Closing date is 19th Jan and they will let everyone know by 27th Jan if they have an audition ... sorry interview.